"in the slot"
bout 15 years ago on the bus on the way to school, about 3 stops after I got on, a woman boarded the bus who was quite plainly cursed with some mental deficiency, she pressed her face up against the perspex seperating her from the driver while cluthcing her change and slurred "one twenty to the centre." the driver curtly replied "in the slot."

at which the woman bent over and pursed her lips into the coin slot and repeated "one twenty to the centre."
(Raol Duke, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:27, 2 replies)

I was going to call shenanigans @
"at which the woman bent over" and I was expecting some crude reference to her minge as being some kind of slot to put the pennies.

In the end your story was funnier ;)
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:47, closed)

haha me too!
Exact same process, right down to it being funnier in the end.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 10:25, closed)