I once saw a bloke die on a bus
He was sat there, as you usually do. And then suddenly, blue lights everywhere as he was on the floor, slowly turning grey. There was an inquest into his death, and the coroner summed up:

"Some might blame it on the sunshine, some might blame it on the moonlight, some blame it on the good times, although personally I blame it on a heart attack".

Poor bugger. In the end it turned out he was hit by, he was struck by, a smooth criminal.

The bit that stuck with me were his last words:

"Just beat it, beat it, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

As they turned off his ventilator.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:11, 10 replies)

too soon?
maybe



clicks
( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:44, closed)

I thought...
...there was no such thing as too soon on b3ta?!
(AQ, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:44, closed)

can't get much sooner than this
Still, not really in (very) poor taste. I'm sure much worse jokes are coming.
(AlfishKK, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:30, closed)

ooh
That must have been a Thriller for you
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:42, closed)

YOU
ARE
NOT
FUCKING
FUNNY.

seriously. these were not funny on talk either..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:57, closed)

A mere matter of opinion.
Now do cock off, there's a good chap.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:12, closed)

when the opinion is shared by all it becomes true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:09, closed)

IF I WAS IN THE AUDIENCE FOR THIS I'D LET OFF AN ATOM BOMB.
IT'S THAT SHIT.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:00, closed)

Atom Bomb
you mean shit an atom bomb in his face, id do that
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:37, closed)

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
(hypernation, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:58, closed)