Fun, fun, fun...
I knew a bus driver once. Alcoholic cross dressing regular at my old local he was and an entertaining one at that.
He had LOADS of stories of deliberate bastardry against passengers like:
Deliberately stopping in front of puddles so they'd have to step in water.
Angling the bus in sharply at stops when it had rained so the water would sheet off the roof and soak everyone as he braked.
Bypassing stops or entire stretches of his route to make up time after stopping for a sandwich or quick beer.
Refusing to accept $10 notes all day (or $5s or $20s, whatever he fancied).
Refusing to speak English to anyone all day.
Accelerating or braking to send people falling all over the place.
Best one he told however was when the bus was loaded with people he'd look in the mirror and mutter to himself "You're all worthless cunts aren't you?" then tap the brakes and watch them nod in agreement.
( difficultchild, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 8:17, 5 replies)

Clicky for the last one (especially)
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 10:10, closed)

Now THIS is funny

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 12:49, closed)

Last one = epic win

( Bob Todd whee, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 23:26, closed)

He got fired eventually
and shortly thereafter barred from the pub. I never did get to the bottom of why considering this was a place where they didn't seem to care what you did...
( difficultchild, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:18, closed)

Ha ha!
The last one is brilliant
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 7:07, closed)