A public safety announcement
Attention drug-affected bus users...

If you wish to fill your Zippo lighter with fuel, whilst possessing all the manual dexterity of Michael J Fox on the waltzers, the back seat of a bus which is haring through Liverpool at warp speed taking corners on two wheels is not the place to do it.

Should you choose to ignore this information, please note that if, like the fat handed twat you are, you drop lighter fluid all over your canvas rucksack, lighting the aforementioned Zippo, then accidentally dropping it onto your rucksack because you are stoned as a cunt will render said rucksack as a rudimentary Molotov cocktail.

If the above should occur, please be aware that a plastic bin bag does not make an effective fire blanket.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:52, 3 replies)

This I would like to have seen...
Especially safe in the knowledge I could have pissed myself laughing and not gotten stabbed - I suspect he would have had rather more pressing matters to deal with than amused spectators.
(berk, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:57, closed)

Haha.
A burning chav!
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 9:59, closed)

ah, but
rakky, own up -- was it you?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:13, closed)