BusesWe've got a local bus driver who likes to pull away slowly just to see how far old ladies with shopping trollies will chase him down the road. By popular demand - tell us your thrilling bus anecdotes.
Thanks to glued eel for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:14)
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'armless funI was waiting for a bus the other day next to a bloke with no arms and no legs. When the bus pulled up, the driver said "alright mate, how you getting on?"
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:50, 2 replies)
or the onewith the fella with three eyes, no arms and one leg at the bus stop... driver says . .
"eye eye eye, you look armless, hop on"
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(q) how do you get peekachoo onto a bus ?
(a) you pok'em'on
well that's off my chest.
and burning a hot cheesy hole through your heads...
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:49, closed)
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