Happy
In Teesside, the armpit of the UK where I happen to reside, we have the happiest bus driver in the whole of the world. Nothing was ever to much trouble, and he had a permanent smile. (Please note this sets him apart from almost every other bus driver, as they are miserable fuckwits)

I didnt really seem him for a while, and I wondered what happened to him.
A few days passed. Then weeks. After what seemed like an eternity, he returned, but he was no longer driving. Oh no, he was now the worlds happiest inspector!

Anyway, to make a long badly written story short, me and a few mates were on the bus. One of my mates had eaten his bus ticket, (fuck knows why) when the inspector boarded. He asked to see our tickets. We produced them. My friend had eaten his ticket. The inspector asked for it, and my friend said he had eaten it. The Inspector said............."you should wait until you get home and try it with jam". Happy, weird fucker.

(Sorry this is shit)
(mattmatt, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:42, 7 replies)

*click*
that was not shit.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:55, closed)

This is bloody great!
cheers
( SpankyHanky, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:09, closed)

I clicked out of sympathy
For you living in Teesside.
(GoodLord doesn't have time for sigs., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:23, closed)

your mate is not that weird
i do it, too. bus tickets, raffle tickets, receipts, even a lottery ticket once. fortunately, it wasn't a winner.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:50, closed)

I wish this bus driver had driven the X1
it's the only bus I ever caught living in Stockton, and the drivers were all twats. More than a few times they would drive off whilst I was running towards the bus stop waving for them to stop, or deliberately steer through big puddles to drench people.
Still, sympathy click from me!
(berk, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:42, closed)

Teesside buses
Been over 20 yrs since I was on one of those.
The late night from Mbro to Redcar going through Grangetown,Southbank, Dormanstown etc was an entertainment.
Was a Teesside bus driver in my stranded on the moors tale :)
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:19, closed)

I don't know
We wait all week for a story about someone eating their ticket

Then two come along at once

Nice one... *click*
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 6:13, closed)