On the bus from Oxford St to Willsden Green a few years back...
... generally we had a conductor who was slightly bad ass, kissing his teeth, b-boy limping, etc - But he was always fine. However, one day a not particularly friendly looking Eastern European chap said something that made him fly off the handle. We'd just turned off Kilburn High Road when this said guy says something whilst alighting from the back of the bus. Next thing the conductor dings the bell a few times and promptly follows. In one swift move he's taken off his ticket machine and dropped it in the middle of the road before catching up with the guy.

With two punches he'd put the man on the ground before he kicked him in the head at least three times. Whilst everyone has stopped around to witness this, nobody does a thing, and the conductor then cooly turns, scoops up his machine before skipping onto the back of the bus. He dings the bell twice and off we go.

Everyone who at that point didn't have a ticket, had their money in hand.
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:46, Reply)