I have a conspiracy theory:
Only the select few favoured high-ranking b3ta elite members, who are actually highly-intelligent fire-breathing dragons living in secret government bunkers beneath abandoned Woolworths branches (which they engineered to go bankrupt), are allowed to be "first" on "QOTW". It's all to do with their evil reptilian schemes, probably to create a subconcious association of their usernames with intimidating traits like superior relexes; so we'll automatically defer to them when 2012 comes.

I was going to include links to some 'independent' (yet curiously, similarly-named) websites that prove me right, but I haven't finished writing them yet. So instead, I will now insist you all watch a number of rambling, irrelevant, badly filmed and edited youtube videos; which I will (against all logic or reason) claim to provide proof of my insane ranting:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
www.youtube.com/watch?v=60og9gwKh1o
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfwqvUPIRkg

Any failure to be bored by each and every clip, in its tedious entirety, before then swearing your allegiance to my cause; will result in my branding you as, at best, an unbeliever; or more likely as "one of them". And won't *that* teach you!

(play me out, keyboard cat)
( The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:28, 1 reply)

Dammit - They did it again!
Artist's Impression of Spimf:
(edit: remote picture removed to avoid stealing bandwidth)
( The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:44, closed)