Oh god
I worked in far, far too many whilst a student.

A little coping mechanism I developed for difficult customers was to remain as calm and professional as possible during the call, yet as soon as I'd replaced the handset in the cradle, to loudly proclaim "Cunt!".

This then became a kind of nervous twitch and I'd shout "Cunt!" even after hanging up on the nice ones.

"Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!"

Sometimes, just sometimes, the handset wouldn't quite make it into the cradle and being a small sales team, I'd get the same customer call back two seconds later

"God afternoon FooBar Sales, mrgibbles spea..."
"What the FUCK did you call me!?"

I got away with it every time by saying I had tourettes.

*sigh*
( rofl harris, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:37, 1 reply)

roffle.
Have a click*
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 17:07, closed)