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How to WIN at Teatime Cold CallingRing-ring! Ring-ring!
The caller display reads 'withheld', and it being six of the evening, it can only mean one thing.
"Ye-llo"
"Good evening," says a distant voice, "Is Mr Duck available?"
Yup, it's Sanjay again.
"It's Sanjay from Debt Advice Direct and..."
"I'm terribly sorry. I'm afraid he's dead."
"Oh..."
"...very tragic..."
"I'm very sorry to hear that."
"...bizarre spacehopper accident..."
"Our utmost condolences ...what?"
"...complete rectal prolapse..."
> CLICK <
The next day:
Ring-ring! Ring-ring!
"Alright Sanj, didn't I tell you I was already dead?"
"You are?"
"Yes. Yes I am."
"I'm terribly sorry to hear that..."
"Very sad. Bizarre spacehopper accident."
"Oh GOD! Not you again!"
"This call is being recorded for your convenience and training purposes."
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