Oddest call centre call I'd answered
was some woman who cold-called me mum's house trying to sell me mum a carpet over the phone.

A carpet. What the fuck?

Unfortunately I'd answered the phone in a stupid voice too and had to keep it up for the rest of the call. Basically I pretended to be an arab who had just had his house burnt down, so I asked her to ring me back in a week to give me a chance to sort the insurance out first. She actually sounded excited too bless.

Which bright cunt come up with the idea of setting up a call centre specifically designed to sell carpets over the phone? "I'll take that one.....does it feel fuzzy? Oh, and is the pattern curly?" Fucking hell....
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 18:25, Reply)