Call CentresDreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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Ha Ha! Why am I not surprised Spanky?I dont think I have carnal knowledge of a charity worker, a sales assistant at Harrods yes, an MPs PA yes, but a charity/sales twat no.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 11:43,
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I was young, she was foolishthat's about it, really.
An MP's PA - very nice. Very, very, very nice. I've got it on good authority they go like runaway trains.
As for the Harrods thing - doesn't it put you off knowing there is, albiet a slim possibility, that your peice has been rubbing up against where Mohammed al Feyed's peice has been previously? Gives me the fucking willies that does...
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SpankyHanky, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 11:52,
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Nah, they were both crapand the Harrods girl had a muff like a scotsmans sporran. What I found more worrying was that I was friends with 3 other blokes she had shagged. Classy girl from Enfield.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 12:19,
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