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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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VodafoneA Vagabond: Hi - I've got a query about this part of my account, and wondered if you could update me?
Vodafone: I'm afraid I can't, our Stuff Department deals with those queries. You'll need to call them on XXX-XXX-XXX
A Vagabond: Ah right, OK - well - could you put me through then, please?
Vodafone: No you'll have to call them yourself.
A Vagabond: No. You're a communications company - please could you just put me through?
Vodafone: No, we can't do that.
A Vagabond: You can't transfer calls internally?
Vodafone: No.
A Vagabond: You're a communications company, and you really can't transfer calls internally?
Vodafone: No.
A Vagabond: Could you put me through to the Accounts Termination department please?
Vodafone: Why are you thinking of terminating your account?
A Vagabond: ...
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 14:59,
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