This is really funny but...
I have to warn you about making blind jokes. Back when Blunkett was home secretary and trying to introduce his evil ID card scheme I made a comment that his obsessive need to monitor the public was rooted in his blindness. Mean spirited perhaps, but he was a pretty awful guy at the time despite looking like a saint compared to the current lot.

A month later I was diagnosed with keratoconus, a progressive, incurable disease of the corneas that blurs vision in very strange ways. As it gets worse it will be like seeing the world through that crazy glass that people used to have on front doors in the '80s. I can't drive at night now, TV is difficult to watch and operating a computer can be hard (I work in IT). The only way round it is horribly uncomfortable RGP contacts.

Anyway, I'm just saying. Blind people have insanely good hearing (because they're blind) and they WILL find a way of fucking up your shit to punish you for your mockery. Be careful.
( Scrumper, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 15:12, 1 reply)

who said that?
come on... i can hear you.... where are you little scrote??
(BHMM, Sat 5 Sep 2009, 2:23, closed)