The Joys of Cold Calling
Picture the scene, Mr603 is happily sat on his couch, scratching his knackers and watching Doctor Who.

*ring ring*

Psycorp603: "El Presidente Hotline?" (my phone looks like the big red phone you'd expect to see on a dictator's desk. I love it)
Call Centre Peon: "Hello, can I speak to Mr. E please?"
603: "No, he doesn't live here."
CCP: "It is important I speak to Mr. E!"
603: "Well, he doesn't live here. I live here, so I should know."
CCP: "You live there? I must speak to you!"
603: "No, you said you must speak to Mr. E."
CCP: "I must speak to you, this is very important."
603: "OK then. What about?
CCP: "This is an adwisory call..."
603: "Stop you there, don't need any advice."
CCP: "No sir, this is an adwisory call, I am not here to give you adwice!"
603: "Sounds like a pretty pointless advisory call then."
CCP: (angry now) "Sir, I don't know why you are being so unreasonable, this is an advisory call to help you because -"
*Hangs Up*
(Psycorp603, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:10, Reply)