Call CentresDreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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A friend of minegot incredibly drunk and gave away her cherry...
...to a coachload of footie supporters on the M25.
Apparently it hurt like bejesus, but not as much as when it was the coach drivers turn to poke about in her innards. The coach crashed, flipped over five or six times, and my friend lost the use of both her legs in the twisted metal.
She turned up at the call centre where she work a few months later, hobbling round on some crutches, and was called into her manager's office.
"I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to let you go. We don't feel you live up to the ethos of the company anymore."
My friend started ranting and threatened to twat the manager round the mush with a crutch, but all he did is cough politely and point up at the company logo behind his desk.
My friend used to work for Virgin Mobile.
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SpankyHanky, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:52,
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