Call CentresDreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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Briinnggg Briinnggg - Briinnggg Briinnggg !!!"Hello?"
"Good afternoon, sir - I'm phoning to let you know you have a penis the size and girth of a chipolata, every girlfriend you've ever had has dumped you because you are - without doubt - the most dull, stupid, boring thick-as-pigshit dollop of rancid, pube-encrusted, disease-ridden chickenspunk who's ever lived, and your own parents hate you and wish you were adopted. Thanks for your time, sir."
-click-
"Jeeeze... that was a cold call..."
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SpankyHanky, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 10:11,
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