Call CentresDreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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What’s the best way to set fire to a block of flats with a bag of firelighters, some old newspapers, and a two litre bottle of white spirit?... Well, that’s not very constructive...
... That’s the last time I call the Arsonists Support Helpline...
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SpankyHanky, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 11:10,
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