I don't believe in being rude to call centre staff
Even the cunts who ring from fucking Mumbai, and pretend to be called "Jason" or some shit, even though it's obvious their name is really Sanjay.

The best way to fuck them off the line politely, I've found, is that whatever they're offering, I've miraculously just got.

Refinancing my mortgage? Just did it last week, thanks.

New mobile phone contract? Just re-signed the other day.

Roof tile cleaning? I just had it done a couple of months ago.

Credit card? I already have one of your brand.

Gives them no alternative than to apologise and fuck off.
(David CopAFeel Used to be The_Elcat - Spouting crap since 1970., Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:38, 3 replies)

oh Jesus Christ
www.b3ta.com/questions/callcentres/post515914
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:40, closed)

This is the third time I've seen this posted
and quite simply it gets funnier every time

Posted by the author no less LOL he really wants people to read that cutting shit!!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:45, closed)

Don't think I've got a call from him.
Besides, my way, they apologise to me for wasting my time. Your way, they'll just hang up and call you a cunt
(David CopAFeel Used to be The_Elcat - Spouting crap since 1970., Tue 8 Sep 2009, 14:50, closed)