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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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Apparently:These days, every nuclear plant in the UK is equipped with Carpet Offcuts pre-soaked in Irn Bru*. In the event of a core breach, these sections of carpet can be used to safely contain any danger; because nothing can shift Irn Bru stains.
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