Call CentresDreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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Most big companieshave 'bomb threat forms'
My company's involves asking them where the bomb is, how to disarm it, then going on to ask for their name, contact number and home address. I love the idea of a confused but obligingly polite bomber listing off his postcode, hanging up and realising 'shit... probably shouldn't have given them the flat number too!'
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