Call CentresDreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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*masturbates furiously, then pukes everywhere*I shall celebrate this tremendous accolade by cutting my frontal lobes out with a spoon and forcing the sticky grey brainsludge deep into my eyesockets, just in case you ever actually do that for real.
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chart cat has an itch, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 9:26,
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