Call CentresDreadful pits of hellish torture for both customer and the people who work there. Press 1 to leave an amusing story, press 2 for us to send you a lunchbox full of turds.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 12:20)
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Here to helpI was feeling really, really down the other night, things hadn't been good for a long time. So I decided to call The Samaritans. Turns out that even their call center is now offshore, Pakistan to be precise.
I got talking to the guy and ended up telling him that I was feeling suicidal.
He got really excited and asked if I knew how to drive a truck.
One ticket please...
(, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 11:44, Reply)
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