Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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This Spanish detective went to China in pursuitof a murderer. The only clue he had was the guy's narrow fitting trainer had come off at the crime scene. The cop quickly apprehended the perp and when asked was it true that he had identified him solely (geddit?) from the footwear he said.
"Thin shoe, Canton, si"
I laugh, you weep, lol.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 14 Feb 2015, 11:49,
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b3ta.com/questions/cannotunsee/post2465028
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 12:33,
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Mating calls starting at sunrise from february till september, noisy fuckers!(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:51,
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Bollocks! Just realised I plagiarised b c-m's "thin shoe" pun but to be fair mate, if you'd made your post interesting I would have prolly read it.
Soz
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 14 Feb 2015, 21:42,
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