Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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AhGahd! it all comes back now!! Me: A two-striper, Air Force, Across the border from Del Rio Texas in Cuidad Acuna: Not quite the end of the earth, but one could see it from there. Cross-eyed drunk we were. Boy's Town section of Acuna. Very Nasty Dive (even by Boy's Town standards). Dyspeptic Barker out front screeching at passers by to come and see "Dee Sexy Banana Choe!" Inside on the bar: A butt nekid chiquita "dancer" with furry nipples picking up a quarter with no hands.
Several rounds of Tequila MindWipes put that at bay until I read that.
Thanks Fucking Heaps.
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