Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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To be clear, I love my job.I work in elderly care. Lots of lovely people, and many unfortunate souls who suffer from dementia, all of whom I try to give the best care I can in the final times of their lives.
Now, some of these lovely elderly folk find themselves in a position where they believe they are being confronted with antagonistic strangers, or simply wonder what that warm, soft goo in their pants is. There are unofficial terms in the industry for people with recognisable responses to these situations, some of which I may or may not have seen myself.
Diggers.
Painters.
Eaters.
(Related to the above) Spitters.
We love your elderly relatives, but it can be difficult sometimes.
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clockworkrat has nice pants, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 1:23,
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we usedTo say "Ethel's been gardening again".
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I did that work for many yearsand found that the term 'furtling' covers many bases.
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So it would seem.www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=furtling
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clockworkrat has nice pants, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 17:21,
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