When I was 17, my mum turned to me and said "You really ought to start driving."
And promptly showed me how to park in the back of an Audi at 50 mph.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:53, 6 replies)

Your mum taught you how to park, in the back of an Audi, at 50mph.
The only way I can make that make any sense is if it's "Parking" in the Back to the Future sense of it. Funnily enough, that was his mum too. And if that's the case, who was driving, and how was it parking if you were moving?

Can you make some more sense please?
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:01, closed)

it's a joke
his mother crashed the car into the Audi, stopping it and therefore parking it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:04, closed)

I'm sure your brain must be wired differently to other people
Because I was able to read that and comprehend the humour.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:05, closed)

Aaaah....
The penny has dropped.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:07, closed)

Oh I see
I thought there were Oedipal overtones also
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:44, closed)

B3ta has ruined you.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 17:14, closed)