Unfortunate
When I was around 18 my family this little run about car that we all used to use. The car was a Talbot Samba and it was probably the shittest car ever built. I always thought that it took special talent to design something that bad. That isn't my story though. One day when my Dad was driving it (probably pissed), he reversed it into a wall, giving it a nice big dent in one of the back wings. Cue a trip to the garage to get fixed up.

A week or so later, he went to pick it up (probably pissed again), and pranged it into a wall as he was actually driving it out of the garage. He promptly reversed it back in and asked them to fix the new dent.

I think that in his life he probably pranged or seriously crashed a about 10-15 cars. May have had something to do with his habit of drinking 5 cans of Ruddles for lunch each day.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:40, Reply)