Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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Many moons agoSome kids were playing silly buggers near Lee Valley ice rink, jumping in front of cars as they entered the car park.
One did it to me, so I pressed the clutch down and revved my engine, as if I was going to run him over.
Unfortunately, he almost shat himself, and fell over. Me with one foot on the clutch, the other on the accelerator didn't have time to get to the brakes, as I coasted towards him.
Just missed the bugger by a couple of inches.
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Of course, I wouldn't actually do this.But I am allowed the odd daydream about it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:11,
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