Don't drive dark cars while looking like a terrorist.
A guy I work with is one of these "Every day is a Goth day" and always pays me a visit to tell me his exploits. Most of them are boring as hell, but occasionally he'll come out with a cropper.

One day the Goth gets a phone call one afternoon asking him to drive around his friend's house, as his friend is in a spot of bother. He jumps in his black car with black tinted windows and drives with his long black coat on, while wearing black glasses (you get the fucking point). He turns up at his friend's house to discover his friend has just been to paintball and ended up being locked out of his house. The main problem he's got though is that he's locked outside with a replica AK47 in a black bag, so he asks if he can keep it in the Goth's car for the time being. Goth agrees, locks it in his boot and drives home.

He didn't make it; armed response had him within 5 minutes with 6 MP5's pointed at his skull. Apparently one of the neighbours of his friend saw him stuff this gun into the boot and thought he was going to kill someone.

His car now smells of wee.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:48, 1 reply)

Lies!
Much like baby pigeons I have never seen a goth drive a car therefore it can't possibly happen.
(Skawt, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:06, closed)

GOTHS ARE REAL PEOPLE!!!!!
They just wear binbags alot.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:09, closed)

You clearly haven't been in Whitby
at Hallowe'en.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:43, closed)