Easily confused local.
When I had just passed my driving test I inherited my Mum's old Skoda Favourit. I know they weren't the car you grew wanting to have as your first set of wheels but I loved it, cheap to run and it got me where I wanted to go.

After about 6 months of driving one day the front runners on the drivers seat snapped so I just took out the drivers seat and replaced it with the passenger seat. This left the car looking a little strange as it had only one front seat and you could walk from where the passenger seat had been into the back of the car. A Stretch style Skoda if you will.

One day I had left some shopping in the car in a rather dodgy part of town while I went for some lunch. When I returned to the car a little later I saw a man of the knuckle dragging persuasion looking into the car. Thinking he was about to liberate me from my shopping I engaged jog made and had skirmish mode on standby.

Then the strangest thing happened.

Me: "Y'alright mate"

Mkdp: "This your car mate?"

Me: "Yup"

Mkdp "There's something not quite right about it but I can't quite work out what it is"

Nothing unusual I do things like that sometimes. Stare intently at something knowing it's not quite right but not being able to work out what it is that isn't quite right.

I decide in my wisdom to have a little fun.

"BASTARDS, some shit has nicked my front seat" says I turning to look at the bloke thinking he'll just laugh and at my lame attempt at humour.

But he doesn't.

Mkdp: "Aye the kids are reet little shits round 'ere"

I made my excuse got into my car and began to drive away leaving Mkdp muttering about the little shits that lived round there.

I got to the other side of the carp ark before I had to pull over and wipe the tears of laughter away.

Length and other measurements can be found here.

new.skoda-auto.com/COM/model/olders/models/Pages/Favorit.aspx
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