Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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Freeway? Fuck!So a few years ago, I'd learnt to drive. Had just broken up with the boyfriend at the time and as he wouldn't leave the apartment, I spent a week sleeping in my new 1986 Buick.
A friend found out I was pretty much homeless, and her dad had a room available in my price range. Woo! But he lived 20 miles away. You can only get there on the freeway (motorway).
Not done freeway driving.
The next day after work, I hit the on-ramp, put my foot down and yelled "Geronimoooooo". Freeway driving is piss easier than round town.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:21,
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American lolsMy friends dad once told some American visitors that were nervous about driving on the motorway that they would be fine as long as they drove at the same speed as everyone else.
What speed is that?
About 100.
They went white and worked out an A road route instead.
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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:26,
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