Bullwinkle J Moose
My wife and I after spending a day in the north country of New Hampshire were lamenting that we had not seen any Moose (Alces Alces) while driving around. I was driving downhill on this section of the road about 70 MPH when my wife suddenly goes OH Sith a fukcing Moose. I in my stupid mood say Where and she says right in front of us. I look down the road and in the middle of it is a HUGE Freaking moose. I just keep looking at it when my wife yells STOP!!! (their too stupid to move out of the way and people just hit them and break their legs and get killed as they roll into the front seat). I slam my brakes and just keep seeing this Moose get closer and closer. We finally stop about 20 feet away from her with smoke from my tires and brakes pouring from under the hood. I remember that my friend Joe had been tailgating us since we left Canada. I look in my rear view mirror to see him and his wife with these very shocked expressions on their faces as they come to a stop behind us. He looked like he crapped himself. I look forward to see Mother Moose just looking at us then jumping from the middle of the road over the guard rail into the woods. We see her baby who takes a couple of hops then also goes over the guard rail. The rest of the trip was pretty quiet.
(Fredis dead, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 2:32, Reply)