This one time
I was driving my girlfriend home. Unbelievably, I ran out of petrol. We'd been pushing it, but I thought we hd just about enough to get back. So there we were, in the middle of nowhere, and we just had to walk back. The gf wasn't too happy about it - she thought it was a wind-up - but it wasn't like we had a choice, it was walk or stay there in the dark.

So we're walking back, and it was quite a nice night, warm, with the moon out. She apologised for thinking I was full of it, which was nice, but hey, she was the one in the wrong. I told her I wasn't like that, I wasn't like other guys. She was getting all romantic by now and said "Of course!"

Then the moon came out from behind a cloud and I turned into a werewolf. But it was alright, because we were just watching it on a film. Then I turned into a zombie and frightened her with my super-awesome 80s dancing.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 4:05, 3 replies)

paedo.

( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 8:12, closed)

Ha ha great stuff!
Did that really happen?
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 23 Apr 2010, 9:22, closed)

Did it happen?!
Well maybe the girlfriend was a 13 year old boy, whose family I gave $12million.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 11:42, closed)