I have often wondered...
...precisely what they'd do on a toll road if someone tried to pass through without the ability to pay. Now I know, though I doubt that's the official line.

I do like the free-for-all no-lane madness just after the booths.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 10:20, 2 replies)

I expect it's an offence to try to go through without paying
she probably could have had me arrested if she hadn't taken pity on me.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 15:16, closed)

I did this at the Dartford crossing.
Because I always keep a few quid in the dash for the toll, but I forgot I was driving the girlfriend's car, not mine. I had to pull over and wait in the parking bay of shame, and the crossing cop came over and made me sign a bit of paper saying I'd come back and pay a double-price twat fare within 24 hours, or else I'd be getting a steep fine in the post.
(Horns, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 3:18, closed)