4 wheels move the body. 2 wheels move the soul.

That is all.
(Captain Dispensible, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:09, 8 replies)

YAY FOR SOULBIKE

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:12, closed)

they move the soul straight into the A&E department
and subsequently the afterlife

but at least they keep the transplant freezers well stocked with organs
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:21, closed)

Touch wood, I've managed
to not yet break a single bone, let alone come close to killing myself.
After a quick add-up, I've lost umpteen times the amount of skin to pushbiking than motorbiking.
Very sadly, the majority of the bruises associated with biking have occurred with spanner firmly gripped in hand, too :(
I ride like a 70-year-old (apparently), wear hi-vis and body-armour, assume that if anyone's actually seen me it's just to take aim with their 4x4, spent a silly amount on a helmet on the basis of crash-tests, etc etc.
Still great fun, certainly different to driving, and everyone physically capable should only be allowed a car license after a stint on 2 wheels to learn about physics in relation to motor vehicles.
Just not something I do for any kind of adrenaline-rush, I suspect unlike your organ-donors...
( evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 16:15, closed)

one wheel
moves the rubble to a skip
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:23, closed)

And..
Wagon Wheels move my bowels.
(davywavy, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:12, closed)

Which ones, though - front or rear?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:52, closed)

Left.
Always the left in the UK.
It helps clear any oncoming swervers.
( evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 16:16, closed)

Last year,
courtesy of a fucking blind farmer in a pick-up, they landed me a stay in hospital, and a lump on my hip that may take two years to disappear.
I've given up bikes.
I now have a Caterham - it's a fucking bike on 4 wheels!
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:51, closed)