Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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My friend KieranDrives like a maniac, although he's actually quite good at it. One of my favourite things about him is that he used to zoom up our narrow driveway when we flatted together so fast that he quickly lost both side mirrors. Not that he gave half a shit.
Best of all was the time he told me about when he was with his girlfriend at the time getting groceries or something. When she wasn't looking, he got a bunch of acorns and shoved them down the front of his pants. As he was reversing out of the park he unzipped his fly and started pulling out acorns screaming LOOKATMYNUTSLOOKATMYNUTS! She was confused as anything and he crashed into another car because he was laughing so hard.
(, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 13:35, Reply)
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