Vengance was mine!
Well, sort of.

I was in stop/start traffic on the A40, heading for Shepherd's Bush. Stop. Start. Stop. Start. Stop *tap*. Oops, guy behind me's just tapped my back bumper. It was a proper car park tap, no damage, but I wanted a word, just so we both knew, no harm done. So I pulled forward a couple of feet and applied the handbrake. *Thud*.

FFS, he's gone and hit me harder. So I get out to remonstrate. He refused to give up his details, on the grounds that he's driving a company car. I tried and tried, but he was having none of it. So I gave up, returned to my ride, and headed out. As we pulled away, he moved from the middle lane into the outside lane, and gave me a Hard Stare as he passed me. He was still staring as he went into the back of a pickup truck in the outside lane. Luckily, I had the presence of mind to swing in front of the pickup truck and park up.

The driver of the pickup asked me, not unreasonably, what I thought I was playing at (and whether my parents had ever married). I ushered him to the back of his truck, to see crash guy in a seriously wrecked car. I invited him to check the remains of his exhaust, lying on the tarmac. I offered my details if a witness were to be needed, and left them to it. As I made my exit, I noticed pickup truck driver banging on the window of the car.

Never heard anything, but I like to think of it as a karma accident waiting to happen.
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 20:56, 2 replies)

Should have took his reg
Then reported to the plod for not giving details. It'd serve the cunt right.
( Greenbat, Sat 24 Apr 2010, 21:52, closed)

Shoulda
I did get his reg, description &c, and called into the office with them. They called Plod, who basically said that without any damage, they weren't going to do a lot, apparently. Anyhow, since he'd have got no end of hassle from the second crash, I was happy to leave it.
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Sun 25 Apr 2010, 9:23, closed)