Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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Just realised....I've not had sex in ANY of my own cars. Just an old style mini Cooper (which was interesting given how the front seats fold forwards) and a Peugeot 306 Turbo Diesel belonging to an ex.
This is not out of any desire to keep my car pristine and the seats juice-free, as my first car, an old Nissan Micra actually had mushrooms growing in the passenger footwell.
And now of course I have a five year old the detritus on the back seat of the Focus could feed a small army of cockroaches for at least a month.
I must only get horny as a passenger.
*reminds self never to thumb lifts from fat sweaty truckers*
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Sallyrsm, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:42,
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I read this as not had sex WITH any of your cars...(
TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:49,
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Having a five-year old watching from the back seatis definitely a passion killer!
I think the whole shag-wagon thing is more an American trope, since they get large cars before they move away from home. Your average Euro car is rather uncomfortable and very much a bed of last resort.
I'm impressed by getting it on in a real Mini! Smallest I've ever managed was a holiday rental Clio, which had more back seat than expected.
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Fronds are waving gently on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:05,
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