Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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A car lot, some helium baloons and 2 stoned friends.Late one evening many moons ago 2 of my friends, A and G where driving home after an evening of smoking an illicit substance. On their way back they passed a Car lot that had been freshly decorated with ribbons, signs and helium baloons. "aha" they thought, "We can have fun with those." But they realised that they would need something to cut the ribbons that the baloons where tied too. So they continued back to A's house to get 2 pairs of scissors and then returned to the car lot to start the harvest.
The harvest was succsessful. A and G, their hands full of helium baloons, were ready to escape. They turned to the car and saw a police car pull up next to it. Out the officers get and start questioning them about why they seem to have so many helium baloons on their person while outside a car lot with a number of missing helium baloons.
The eventually got taken to a police station and where told to sit in th epolic station for a while, out of the way of the real crinimals, while the police sorted everything out.
Eventually they were released without being charged (or searched, to their relief) and where taken back to the car lot where they had to tie all the baloons back.
As the police where leaving, one turned round and said "If you'd have let go of the baloons when we caught you we wouldn;t of been able to hold you."
Well it's a car related story anyways...
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:26,
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It's "wouldn't have"...sorry.
Yup, where the law is concerned posession is the main problem -- though for anything which isn't predisposed to dispose of itself I would suggest wearing gloves whilst you handle it.
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