Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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On another note (reminded by the talk of wardrobes)Some woman who had an affair with Nicholas Soames said sex with him was like "a wardrobe falling on top of you, with the key still in the door".
Ewwwww.
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"Alright - we'll call it a drawer."(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:06,
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No, no.I don't think it was anywhere near big enough to be compared to a drawer. Just a teeny tiny little iron key poking ineffectually around.
Ewwwwww.
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A couple of years ago Mrs Vagabond & I were in St Ives for the music festival.At one pub we were in, at around lunchtime, an old lady came in with a guitar, and started playing a blusey number that had the chorus "I said to him I sure like your key, but you're putting it in the wrong keyhole ... "
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:09,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:12,
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So what attracted her to him in the first place.The rich smell of mahogany?
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his sparkling personality?his magnificent hair?
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