Cars
"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
I took my car to a quantum mechanic for a service
It'll be ready last tuesday.
Coat/veal etc.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 19:51,
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You can't say for certain it'll be there though
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 20:55,
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There's a 90% chance it'll be ready at some point between last Tuesday and the present.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 21:36,
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Also,
it won't.
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apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 10:28,
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'Where was the car? How fast was it going?'
'I don't know!'
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Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 15:05,
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