Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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My dad is a genial, original mad scientist-type chap - think a very British version of Doc from Back To The Future - but balder and with a beard.He was pulled over one day on the motorway as we were going on holiday.
Two young coppers came over, and one of them, after leering at my teenage sister, said in that awful, bullying, I'm-only-being-polite-out-of-my-own-kindness way "WOULD you like to step out of the car, Sir?"
They took him 'round to the back of the car.
"Your onside tail-light, Sir will notice, appears to not be working, Sir. I hope that Sir realises that this is very dangerous and serious offence ... Sir." he sneered.
"Hm." my dad said, and gave it a kick. "It is now."
They fined him £80.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:39,
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