Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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wedding carWhen i got married, we booked a taxi to take us from the hotel to the airport for our honeymoon.
The driver handed me his sat nav and said "could you put the name of the airport in for me? I can't see too well without my glasses".
I asked if he thought he'd be ok to drive and he said "oh yes don't worry, its just very close up things i can't see".
This was confirmed when he started the car, shot backwards and broke a faux-roman statue in half. He laughed and said "this stuff happens to me ALL THE TIME!". And we were off.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:46,
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