I once drove my car into the back of someone else's
Mine was a 10 year old Rover Metro. His was a 6 week old Mercedes.

:)
( Styxx hates when people talk in the third person, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 22:57, 4 replies)

and then your insurance came knocking
and drilled your kneecaps.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 23:23, closed)

Taking a Peugeot to a Jaguar specialist
Many moons ago I fell asleep on my motorcycle and rode into the back of a Peugeot 406, putting myself in hospital for a week. Fortunately the Peugeot had a doctor at the wheel so he was able to see to my wellbeing despite my having put a bike-shaped dent in the rear of his car.

A few weeks later I got the paperwork from his insurance claim. He'd only gone and taken his Frog piece of crap to a Jaguar bodyshop, well and truly stitching up my insurer. Still, he administered first aid to me, so I wasn't going to complain.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 0:06, closed)

I really hope you carry an organ donor card

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 9:24, closed)

Couple of years ago
Someone drove a little hatchback thingie into the back of my stationary BMW at a red traffic light.

Her front bumper was off, her radiator was cracked and pissing water and steam all over the shop and her bonnet was a little crumpled.

Made sure she was alright, gave her a hand pushing her dead car to the side of the road,swapped details and waited with her while she phoned her dad to come and get her, then with a cheery wave, jumped into my totally undamaged Bavarian tank and drove off chuckling into the sunset.
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 11:27, closed)