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"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
( , Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
( , Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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Pffft.
Some years ago at a friend's wedding I was asked to move his car between the church and the reception. Bit later in the evening the other ushers and the best man came outside to fill the vents with confetti etc. We discovered that at some point while the car had been entrusted to me I had picked up a puncture. We put the spacesaver spare on but bride and groom are fast drivers and going away in the morning. We are at the bottom end of Cornwall and it is a bank holiday weekend back when not much was open. Back into the reception to break the news to the groom. I offered to get it sorted in the morning but they decided one puncture was enough. I like to think that the couple of hours they spent in KwikFit at Truro was a memorable start to their honeymoon.
( , Wed 28 Apr 2010, 23:20, Reply)
Some years ago at a friend's wedding I was asked to move his car between the church and the reception. Bit later in the evening the other ushers and the best man came outside to fill the vents with confetti etc. We discovered that at some point while the car had been entrusted to me I had picked up a puncture. We put the spacesaver spare on but bride and groom are fast drivers and going away in the morning. We are at the bottom end of Cornwall and it is a bank holiday weekend back when not much was open. Back into the reception to break the news to the groom. I offered to get it sorted in the morning but they decided one puncture was enough. I like to think that the couple of hours they spent in KwikFit at Truro was a memorable start to their honeymoon.
( , Wed 28 Apr 2010, 23:20, Reply)
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