Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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Bentley, Parked In Hull... Asking For it!Stumbling across a car park after a particularly hefty night on the babychamps we came across a lovely, brand spanking new, Bentley Continental Coupe, the only car at 10.30pm ( at the Theatre, don't you know....posh twats ) in the whole car park....we wouldn't have noticed it too much were it not for the 5 parking attendants* all gathered around it, tossing a coin to see who would write the ticket for it, parked about 2 inches outside the white line....i have never been so happy to see a parking attendant*..made my night that did....
(* for parking attendant see CUNT in the dick-on-harry )
(, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 8:59, 1 reply)
Says everything about your shitty town reallyIf it makes you feel any better the cost of that parking ticket to him was probably about equal to the cost of a packet of Fruit Pastilles to you or any of the 5 pillars of society that were tossing the coin. Ah well.
(, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 9:25, closed)
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