
MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?
( , Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
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...that didn't go down too well.
Especially because I decided a rational explanation would be best:
'Well, she is gorgeous... like you are, too'
NEVER attempt a rational explanation with an upset woman, and NEVER pay a compliment to another woman in her presence. Especially an attractive younger one... especially her fit sister.
( , Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:11, 2 replies)

If your sisters girlfriend ever tries to shag you go and get your condoms from your car. Something like that anyway, it's either that or stick your fingers up her bum, I can never remember
( , Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:25, closed)

my then-girlfriend broke up with me. I had asked her to marry me only a week earlier and I was utterly, utterly heartbroken.
So heartbroken, in fact, that during a tearful, late-night drunken chat a few days later, I asked if shagging her sister would be out of the question. She said "...I don't think she'd be interested."
( , Mon 7 Jun 2010, 13:51, closed)
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