
MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?
( , Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
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or we thought there was no-one around, someone must've heard us & security came after us. I managed to catch my penis on my zip while I was legging it.
So in summary then: I caught my hampton when caught courting at Hampton Court.
This is entirely untrue, by the way.
( , Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:50, 4 replies)

The Palace and Maze are closer to Thames Ditton.
Oh, and *click*
( , Thu 3 Jun 2010, 15:40, closed)
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