"You hav caught me, like a Treen in a disabled Space Cruiser"
Not me, but my daughter, the charming Scaryduckling who did what any teenage girl would do on spotting her arch-nemesis across a crowded shopping precinct on a Saturday afternoon – flash her the V-Sign.

Alas, this act of rebellion was spotted by some hatchet-faced harpy, who thought the gesture was intended for her:

Angry-looking not so Yummy Mummy: "You! Yes you! The not unattractive girl in the blue coat! Are you sticking two fingers up at me?"

Scaryduckling: "No... err... it was at the girl behind you."

Not Yummy Mummy: "That would be my daughter, then."

Scaryduckling (top marks for thinking on her feet here): "No. Not her. The girl behind her."

Not Yummy Mummy: "My other daughter."

Scaryduckling: "Yoinks!!!"

She fled

Social embarrassment - it's not just for grown-ups.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:57, 2 replies)

Clicky for Molesworth ref

(Mousy Tongue ...Generally bemused by life..., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 5:59, closed)

Yay!
You win an internet!
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 8:49, closed)